bryndonovan:

I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.

randomfatechidna:

ultrafacts:

Why we all love Australia! Sources: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

im australian and i didn’t even know half this

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

itsvondell:

nobodygivesluigilove:

xshiromorix:

reclaimerm3gtr:

Excuse me while I DIE OF LAUGHTER

Well.  All right, then.

This is the greatest thing on this darn website

every time i watch this i’m more and more impressed by how many hours of work must’ve gone into it

yeahmicah:

sagihairius:

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bluecupcakesforpercy:

badwolfsherloki-d:

holyfrackles:

jinntantei:

From beginning to end — perhaps the greatest five years and three months of my entire life.

everyone ends in romance but wade’s big finale was going outside

wade is me

wade is us

#And in that moment I swear we were wade

willcub:

Image 1:  It’s time for my breakfast.

Image 2:   WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!   

I like to think about the First Law of Thermodynamics. Where no energy in the Universe is created and none is destroyed. That means that every bit of energy inside us, every particle, will go on to be a part of something else. Maybe live as a dragon fish, or a microbe, maybe burn in a supernova ten billion years from now. And every part of us now was once a part of some other thing. I mean, a storm cloud, a mammoth..a monkey. Thousands of thousands of other beautiful things, and they’re just as terrified to die as we are. We gave them new life, a good one I hope. It’s fitting we’re down here together, Fitz. This is where all life began, on our planet anyway.
Jemma Simmons on death (via msmayhem1515)

pastasaucy:

tsarbucks:

inmyquietlittlecorner:

tsarbucks:

snack-packing:

tsarbucks:

did did did did did did did did did did 

no pun intended

IT TOOK ME 10 MINUTES OF SAYING IT IN MY HEAD TO GET IT

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quantum physicists HATE them: tumblr user discovers secret to bending time and space with this weird trick!

Will someone please explain this to me? I don’t get it.

no pun intended

no pun in-ten-did

sosungalittleclodofclay:

sakurasenshi:

Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN

sosungalittleclodofclay:

sakurasenshi:

Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN